What is it about Asians that make me want to bend them over and give them a good caning, if you know what I mean. And you know what I mean, huh?? I mean, I'd give them the old Oriental Express. The Emperor's staff. I'd drop the bomb on Nagasaki. Slip them a Chinese noodle. Pay extra for the happy ending. Do the dragon dance. Go kung-fu dancing. Walk the silk road. Have sex with them. Asian Parade.com