It happened guys. I am officially a perverted old man. I can't even remember the last time I went clubbing or even the last time I stayed at a party later than one am. My idea of a good night out consists of getting Chinese takeout nowadays, and of eating it on the couch in front of the tv with a roll of kitchen towels next to me to clean the food rests off my face. On a good day, I might have a slice of cheese cake or some cognac and that's about it. Dance floors, vodka red bulls and party sluts shaking their goods, sadly those things aren't really for me anymore. It's younger, more attractive men who are getting their dicks wet in clubs now. But hey, at least there's still porn right? If I'm too lazy, wussy, tired, broke or just generally too much of a responsible adult to go to sex parties and swinger events, at least I can watch that stuff on the internet - just the way Al Gore intended it all along back when he invented it in the nineties.
And the one site that gives us older pervs (and those slightly more socially awkward younger pervs among us too) the closest approximation of fucking club sluts is of course In The VIP (here are a few reminders of epic In The VIP moments from the last couple of years just in case you need a bit more convincing). Yep! Over at In The VIP, dozens of party sluts are getting eaten out, spread out on the floor and fucked hard all the time, and we all get to watch! Check out the pic galleries and the clips from the latest couple of episodes below by clicking on the image previews.
So if you're out there going to clubs and looking for sluts to fuck yourself, then good for you. But if you prefer sitting at home and let the sluts dance around on your pc screen instead, then head on over to the site of the day. Tits and pussy either way so everyone's a winner!