Mike's Apartment

     Today we're going to hang out over at Mike's Apartment. I heard nothing really goes on over there, so I thought we would pop by and help him kill time for a little while.. OH GOD, HOW COME ALL THIS SEX IS HAPPENING??!! Well I guess we should leave Mike's, he looks pretty busy. Oh, what? We can stay? And partake in all of the sex?! You're so generous Mike! What? You want to order a pizza too? And I don't have to chip in? Oh, Mike, you're the best friend a guy can have! Wait, what? You want olives on the pizza? Well, just on your half, right? The whole thing? That's pretty fucked up Mike. Everyone said you were a fucking dick, and I always defended you, but now I see that they were right all along! Keep you're fucking sex and pizza, I'm fucking out of here!

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