Today we're checking out My First Sex Teacher. The site that teaches you about how MILFs are a little bit more sexy than the rest of the female species. In particular, one Ms Darla Crane. You see, for me, redheads have a very short time span when I consider them to be sexy. Especially redheads with lots of freckles on them. The skin tends to go in a direction that is less than flattering. But Darla seems to have kept it together quite well, and she can still pull off the redhead look even as a MILF. IT's a tough thing to do, and I have to give her a lot of props for doing it. Now, if I can only stop staring at her and Raylene, maybe I could get some work done. Who am I kidding? That's probably not going to happen.